Top Six Bloggers I want to be real life friends with. Because they are hella funny.

1. Hyperbole and a Half. Allie writes about dogs and makes it funny. Like seriously funny. And I don't even like dogs. At all. (OK, she writes about stuff other than dogs too, but her dog is a frequent character). Also, she only has like 52,000 followers, so you should stop by and say hi, she's probably lonely. Just make sure you don't tell her you like her Alot.

 2. ThatGirl Blogs. Shelly is funny in that "I don't have time for this crap" kind of way. (If that even is a way to be funny). She has a million kids and is also sarcastic, so, yeah, I think we could kick it for realz.

 3. The Bloggess. Jenny has made some sort of beverage spew out my nose on more than one occassion (I mean, because I'm laughing so hard...oh nevermind). And also, she refers to her husband as Victor. That by itself is hilarious.

 4. Me As A Mother. OK, Heidi IS my real life friend. Her blog is super funny (well duh, that's why she's on the list!) She takes amazing photographs of her three little princesses but she is stingy with her words. Which totally works. Her stingy words make me laugh pretty much every day. Like yesterday when she took her daughter to the doctor, because she was cold.

 5. Stark. Raving. Mad. Mommy. Her tagline is losing my mind, one child at a time. Need I say more? Ok, well I'll just say one more thing. Read her post about skanky shoes for toddlers.

 6. Is it 5 o'clock yet? aka Shauna Glenn is hi-freaking-larious. One time she tweeted me and I about died and went to heaven because I may or may not have had a little crush on her.

So there you have it. Go check out these ladies if you don't already know them...and tell them I sent you, it might go a long way in making us real life friends, you know?