What Camden Said

I was talking with Chris, about a friend whose mother is living with cancer, and I was telling him about what a miracle it is that she is so 'healthy' with so many tumors in her body.  Camden overheard us.  "Mom.  Mom.  Mom.  I have a tumor.  Down there by my penis."  I told him that he did not have a tumor.  He said, "Yes I do.  It's like a little ball in there."  I explained that those were his testicles and that he would have two in there.  "Nope, I only have one, I feel it all the time." 

Later, while he was in the shower:  "Dad, I got two!"